glitch in the matrix

most of you probably think that during this entire trip, i've been just travelling, goofing off, having a ball, getting drunk, and escaping reality. well you're right.
but i have been doing work believe it or not. i just set up this global transmission tower smack dab in the middle of yangon, next to the sule paya (pagoda). this brings a total of 37 satellite offices in 22 countries worldwide. will be setting up a station in kathmandu in the next month or so.

most public emails are screened out here, thanks to our friendly friends at the national thought police (god, i hope this doesn't get me arrested or killed). this includes hotmail, gmail, and yahoo email. but thanks to inside information, i found a glitch in the matrix. this is valuable information for people travelling to china or burma. use www.b3u.net as the portal, it's a website within a website to allow you to access email. it's similar in concept to the portal that john cusack used to get into john malkovich's brain. only you won't get spit out onto the new jersey turnpike.
for example, to get onto gmail out here, go to this website: http://www.b3u.net,
and then type in the box: https://mail.google.com it's similar with yahoo mail(i think you use http instead of https), although sometimes some weird things happen like the internet browser freezes up or smoke starts to blow out the back of the computer.
this message will self destruct in 20 seconds.

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